leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: prouvarian, via runningwithbats)

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tee-north:

*quietly mumbles* some feminists aren’t asswads 

*stares at ground* I don’t think cis people are horrible

*covers head with arms* men aren’t horrible either

*hugs a puppy* white people aren’t horrible either

*hides under a blanket* groups aren’t asswads, individuals are asswads

*curls into fetal position* i just want everyone to love each other

(Source: lightrainandmeteors, via potatjo)

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Track:
Diet Mtn Dew (Uncensored Demo)

Artist:
Lana Del Rey

Album:
Born To Die

sexrova:

The uncensored version of Diet Mtn Dew (in my opinion the best version of this song).

(…) Hit me my darling tonight
I don’t know why but I like it
Gotta get back to the wild
Give it up give it up
Live it up live it up (…)

(…) Hurt me and tell me you’re mine
I don’t know why but I like it
Scare me my God you’re divine
Gimme them gimme them
Dope and diamonds (…)

(via wait-look)

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donnatroys:

a joke: two queer women walk into a bar. they end up talking all night, exchange numbers, and agree to see each other again. they hang out more and more and eventually end up having a healthy and loving relationship with each other, one with three cats and a dog and frequent trips to theme parks and cuddling while yelling at the social network together. wait, did i say joke? I meant to say: what i want to be represented on popular media but society treats it like a joke, my bad.

(Source: yukikoamagi, via pastizi)

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